6 November 2016


I am very much single. So what is a girl's solution to being alone in the 21st century? Download Tinder of course! Now I'm no dating expert but I've been on Tinder long enough to know that there tend to be a few categories guys fall into.

The Nymphomaniac
The title says it all and I'm not going to waste any of my time talking about these... you know who they are and then promptly unmatch.

The Cradlesnatcher
These are the guys who lie about their age and make you feel like a granny. Okay so maybe they're only a few years younger than you but being invited over to their parents house whilst their at work has to be a low point in my dating life. I have never felt like such a cradlesnatcher.

The Tyra
We've all been there. You know the "We were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you!" They're the guy that was doing so well and then they go and ruin it with one single message. I was speaking to this guy for 9 months?!? 9 months! It was going so well and ngl I was kinda catching feelings (I know stupid mistake, I learnt my lesson) and then he went and dropped the biggest bombshell- out of nowhere, I might add, we were talking about cats?! He decided to drop in that he had a "high sex drive" and that he wasn't sure "one woman would be enough" I shit you not. I'm done.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I imagine most people like to feel as if the guy/girl they're talking to actually gives a shit about them and the conversation they are having. However, the amount of times where I feel as if the guy couldn't give a shit about our conversation is unreal! These are usually categoriesed by the u gd?, k and kwl abbreviations which instantly let you know this person can't be arsed.

The Fuckboys 
There are no other way to describe this group of people. You know who I mean- the ones who have a bag of weed in the pics, the aubergine emoji im their bio and a haircut similar to an ice-gem. These are the living definition of a fuckboy and should be avoided at all costs.

My cactuses to represent the pricks I've met on Tinder :)

So, there you have it my experience with guys on Tinder. Please share your experience with me below and if you have any more categories to add I'd love to hear!

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  1. Ahahaha thank you so much for writing this it's hilarious and so so true! My tinder days were a write off haha! X

  2. Haha oh my word this tickled me! I used to use tinder loads x

  3. Haha this post is hilarious! Yet another reason I'm not tinder!!

    Amy x


  4. I loved this so much! I think I found it so funny because it's so true! I so often wonder why I even bother with tinder... Oh how I love being single!

    Jade x
    - studentwandering.blogspot.com

  5. I've never used tinder seriously (only to see what it was) so this post has made me howl! Sounds like you've had a few memorable experiences!


  6. Omg I laughed so much at this post! I've never used Tinder, and so glad I haven't! Also, I love the photography! ☺️

    Karina | http://karinahearts.com

  7. Your photography is amazing!


  8. Tried tinder, turns out I'm so fussy I don't even get to that stage. But had experience with all of those people before.

  9. I've never had Tinder or any dating app for that matter, but this doesn't surprise me really!! x

  10. lol I heard people talk about tinder, but never really knew about it. I must say I'm reading this on my ride home and it's so hilarious. I think the fboys had me dying. Great post and the photos are also A1!

  11. Haha this made me laugh so much! Thank you for making my evening!

    - Andreia x (http://www.andreiaprietox.co.uk/)

  12. Oh gosh ahaha this was a fun read! Xx

  13. Yeah I think this is fairly accurate. Tinder men make me want to cry so much, especially round here!

    Lisa | http://www.fairlyrosy.com

  14. Don't think I'll ever consider tinder as a worthy spot on my phone that already complains of storage almost full ahahaha!

  15. This post definitely made me laugh!! X

  16. Your fuckboy description made me giggle! Iv never been on tinder before but I can imagine your categories are pretty accurate especially from what Iv heard from friends who are on it!

    The Velvet Black | UK Style & Beauty Blog

  17. I have successfully avoided Tinder even being super single myself, because I'm afraid of running into these lot. Ugh, what a bummer! But I love your sense of humor about it!
    Ashleigh | Mermaid on the Move

  18. This post is brilliant but it does make me very glad that I'm not on Tinder!! http://everydayadventure365.blogspot.co.uk/

  19. I'm actually laughing so hard, the guys who act like they don't give a fuck is such a turnoff. I'm like, excuse me? Is this how you get women? I actually met my last boyfriend through Tinder, but there are about 499393 bad ones for every good one on there, unfortunately.

    xx Heather | stormywheather.com


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